But I may well have been registered as such in the thick files of police monitoring the net. Yes, I stumbled across and saw naked boys on the net, and with erections at that. How coud that happen to a decent, asexual mum of two?
Yesterday, my three year old was poncing around the house naked. Some children just hate clothes. He simply hates dressing, and so do I (I mean, I hate dressing him, less so myslef, just to be clear:I like to be dressed). So while he jumped and tumbled, he must have felt some sensation in his willy. He started exploring it, with his hand. Tickle, tickle, tickle, and his three year old willy went completely stiff. I was a bit concerned, dressed him quickly in spite of my aversion to this task, and went on the net to find out how normal/abnormal such things are.
The unfortunate combination of words: erection and small boys threw up a disturbing array of pics. I glanced and panicked. And prey to God I am not taken away from my children to be locked
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- 2008-09-03 @ 23:46:47
technomist
Your alibi is safe from us. Just stay away from pedalos, pedestrians and all forms of pedantry until he has reached the age of consent.